Lyrics to the dating game Relaice adult chat
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his f*ckin lips!
CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, F*CK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother f*ckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his f*cking jaw WHAT?!
Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee a gorila, a buffer fish and a bag lady all made love and had a little baby and supposedly I'm the one but at this point thats only purely speculation on halloween people smile at me the rest of the year, they dial the police they kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars but on halloween there giving me candy bars trick or treat it's in the morning im still out.standing on your lawn and I'm lookin through your window *tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?
my paint don't come off, and if it did you think I'm scary now, shiiit I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with ugly yet children hug me on halloween theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee 3 6 4 people hate my guts on halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts they dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns and pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around they next day when I try to trick or treat it's get off the porch or i'll call the cops you freak I don't understand you people but that's ok i'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee theyyyyyyyyy every halloween they want to be meee (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care) Cartoon Nightmares Posse On Vernor Fly Away It Run Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang Just Another Crazy Clique Take It!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-f*ck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?The best is for the best its for the dada da dada da So bye bye, Bye bye da da da dada da sa da da She's laughing, She shouldn't cry da da da dada da So bye bye, Bye bye da da da dada da So bye bye, bye Look left now, Step right Follow my direction, Step behind It's a contest now, Win the fight (uh) When im on the ground, Im not ready for flight It's a take out, Break out So make out myy Dignity pride, Your nothing to hide With a whole in my head All falling down, Down instead Woah oh ohh As they came and they left, One by One they, Fell Fell from my head come on (x5) bada da dada da So bye bye, Bye bye bada da dada da(x2) She's laughing, She shouldn't cry bada da dada da So bye bye, Bye The roll of the dice, With lands on a six Pick up a Guitar, Watch me roll these lyrics and You can look for Day I got this whole stage Im writing it live on my Myspace page But there is only one thing, That i got left to say Add me as a friend, And i reciprocate ????